The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Get off the fence It's creasing your butt Life is a party Lets get out and strut
The Misheard: Get off the Fence Cause there's Grease in your BUTT.
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Real Lyric: Don't turn around because you're gonna see my heart breaking
The Misheard: Don't turn around unless you wanna see me buck naked
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Real Lyric: Sorry sweetheart, I'd much rather keep on the balaclava
The Misheard: Sorry sweetheart abba trava, he bung the balaclava
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Real Lyric: Go in your pocket, pull out your wallet, put it in the air and sing
The Misheard: Throw in your iPod, put in some water, grow it from thin air like spring
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Real Lyric: theres a fear in me and its not showing
The Misheard: theres a gear in me and its not rowing
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Real Lyric: Under the bridge downtown is where i draw some blood.
The Misheard: Under the mistletoe is where i draw someblood.
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Real Lyric: Take me to your best friend's house Marmalade, we're making out Oh Yeah
The Misheard: Take me to your best friend's housePut my pen** in your mouthOh yeah
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Real Lyric: He who walks the fire breathes
The Misheard: Do you want to buy a fridge?
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Real Lyric: Tangled up in Blue
The Misheard: The Italian & the Jew
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Real Lyric: You're on your knees begging please, 'stay with me.
The Misheard: You're underneath, behind the trees. Stop doggy!
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