The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: You fought it hard like an army guy
The Misheard: You farted hard like an army guy
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Real Lyric: I beg and borrow and steal...
The Misheard: I bang and borrow and steal..
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Real Lyric: It's hard to look right at you, baby
The Misheard: It's hard to look like I just bathed here
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Real Lyric: You were always spoiled with a thousand toys but still you cried all night
The Misheard: You were always spoiled with a thousand toilets, still you cried all night
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Real Lyric: We can fight our desires Ohhhhhh
The Misheard: We can fart our desires Ohhhhhh
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Real Lyric: I be on my suit and tie
The Misheard: I'll be on my Slip-n-Slide
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Real Lyric: I'm telling you babe that I dont think its true babe and even if it is keep this in mind
The Misheard: I'm telling you babe that I dont think its true babe and even if it is keep kissin my behind
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Real Lyric: Burnt lungs, sour taste
The Misheard: Burnt plums, sour taste
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Real Lyric: Ta-ta-ta-taking my chances
The Misheard: Ch-ch-ch-chasing my panties
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Real Lyric: They paved paradise and put up a parking lot
The Misheard: They gated paradise and put on a f**king lock
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