The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Just a shy guy looking for a two ply
The Misheard: Just a shy guy looking for a fruit fly
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Real Lyric: Lord of all the earth We shout Your name, shout Your name Filling up the skies With endless praise, endless praise There is no one like our God We will sing, we will sing [x3]
The Misheard: Lord of all the earthWe shout Your name, shout Your nameFairies of the skyWithin this place, in this place.There is no one like our GodAlla shame, alla shame.
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Real Lyric: all we do is light it up all night all we see are strange clouds
The Misheard: all you do is fight it up all night all i see are strange clowns
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Real Lyric: see with your eyes, my army of flies, where no ones alive
The Misheard: see with your eyes, my army of mimes, where no one has hives
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Real Lyric: not sence
The Misheard: night sins
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Real Lyric: I think you're giving out way too much in fact
The Misheard: I think you're giving out a way to my chin fat
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Real Lyric: Under the Boardwalk
The Misheard: I met an Aardvark.
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Real Lyric: Blitzkrieg Bop
The Misheard: Bisquick box
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Real Lyric: Mississippi Queen
The Misheard: Mr McQueen
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Real Lyric: In John Deere Green On a hot summer night He wrote Billy Bob Loves Charlene In letters three foot high The whole town said the boy should have used red But it looked good to Charlene In John Deere Green
The Misheard: John dared me,On a hot summer nightTo write Billy Bob loves CharleneIn letters three foot highThe whole town said the boy coulda used redBut it looked good to CharleneCause John dared me
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