The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I live my life in your hands.
The Misheard: I live my life in your pants.
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Real Lyric: There's a bad moon on the rise.
The Misheard: There's a bathroom on the right.
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Real Lyric: And nobody was really sure if he was from the House of Lords.
The Misheard: Nobody was even sure if he was from the Tour de France.
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Real Lyric: Take my photo off the wall
The Misheard: Take my Frodo off the wall
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Real Lyric: Long tall Texan
The Misheard: Long toed Texan
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Real Lyric: The age of Aquarius,
The Misheard: The angel aquarium
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Real Lyric: I believe in miracles.
The Misheard: I believe in urkel
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Real Lyric: Can't you see that you're smothering me
The Misheard: Can't you see that you're smarter than me
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Real Lyric: Black and yellow
The Misheard: Don't be jealous
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Real Lyric: It's a damn cold night
The Misheard: It's a damp cold night
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