The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: All around old Cape Horn Ships of the line, ships of the morn Some who wish they'd never been born They are the ghosts of Cape Horn Fal deral da riddle de rum With a rim dim diddy And a rum dum dum Sailing away at the break of morn They are the ghosts of Cape Horn
The Misheard: All around old Gay P*rnships of the mornSome who wish they'd never been bornThey are the ghosts of Gay P*rn Fal deral da riddle de rumWith a rim dim diddyAnd a rum dum dumSailing away at the break of mornThey are the ghost
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Real Lyric: I wanna shut down the club with you.
The Misheard: I wanna s**t on your head for you.
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Real Lyric: Walk through you
The Misheard: Waffle You
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Real Lyric: Defy, we heed the call Defy, strengthen us all Defy, for we are many Rising against you
The Misheard: Da f**k, licking the calmDa f**k, singin that songDa f**k, we cut then necks then with brightness, we're gangster!
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Real Lyric: "I'll never be your beast of burden"
The Misheard: "I'll never eat your pizza burnin"
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Real Lyric: Whose Bed Have Your Boots Been Under?
The Misheard: Whose Bay have your Boobs bend under!
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Real Lyric: Rock the casbah
The Misheard: Rock the gas pump (or the "F" word)
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Real Lyric: The same kind of thread
The Misheard: This ain't Gallifrey!
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Real Lyric: Fight fire with fire, the ending is near!
The Misheard: *In Danish*Ręk mig en guldbajer, Henning det sner!
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Real Lyric: I ain't got nobody that i can depend on, no tenga anadie
The Misheard: I ain't got nobody that i can depend on to drink white lightning
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