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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Flo Rida

    Song: Wild Ones

    Real Lyric: I wanna shut down the club with you.

    The Misheard: I wanna s**t on your head for you.

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    Artist: Gorillaz

    Song: 5/4

    Real Lyric: Walk through you

    The Misheard: Waffle You

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    Artist: All That Remains

    Song: For We Are Many

    Real Lyric: Defy, we heed the call Defy, strengthen us all Defy, for we are many Rising against you

    The Misheard: Da f**k, licking the calmDa f**k, singin that songDa f**k, we cut then necks then with brightness, we're gangster!

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    Artist: Rolling Stones

    Song: Beast Of Burden

    Real Lyric: "I'll never be your beast of burden"

    The Misheard: "I'll never eat your pizza burnin"

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    Artist: Shania Twain

    Song: Whose Bed Have Your Boots Been Under?

    Real Lyric: Whose Bed Have Your Boots Been Under?

    The Misheard: Whose Bay have your Boobs bend under!

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    Artist: Clash

    Song: Rock The Casbah

    Real Lyric: Rock the casbah

    The Misheard: Rock the gas pump (or the "F" word)

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    Artist: Deftones

    Song: Rapture

    Real Lyric: The same kind of thread

    The Misheard: This ain't Gallifrey!

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    Artist: Metallica

    Song: Fight Fire With Fire

    Real Lyric: Fight fire with fire, the ending is near!

    The Misheard: *In Danish*Ręk mig en guldbajer, Henning det sner!

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    Artist: Santana

    Song: Nobody to Depend On

    Real Lyric: I ain't got nobody that i can depend on, no tenga anadie

    The Misheard: I ain't got nobody that i can depend on to drink white lightning

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    Artist: Enrique Iglesias

    Song: Bailamos

    Real Lyric: I live my life in your hands.

    The Misheard: I live my life in your pants.

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