The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Your lips are venomous poison
The Misheard: Your lips are filled with poison
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Real Lyric: The sky was all purple.
The Misheard: This guy was all purple.
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Real Lyric: Rum de rum ’rud a derimo
The Misheard: Rumba rumba on the Devon moor
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Real Lyric: "She's my cherry pie."
The Misheard: "Cheese pie, cherry pie."
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Real Lyric: And we shall build Jerusalem in England's green and pleasant land
The Misheard: And we shall build Jerusalem in England's green unpleasant land
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Real Lyric: I got my first real six string
The Misheard: I got my first real sex dream
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Real Lyric: Think about all you have
The Misheard: Think about all your hair
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Real Lyric: Tonight We are young So let's set the world on fire We can burner brighter Than the sun
The Misheard: TonightWe are youngYou're some kind of liarPuerto Rican bird riderSo go on
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Real Lyric: I cut and I spear
The Misheard: I cracked a nice beer
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Real Lyric: When she walks by she brightens up the neighbourhood
The Misheard: When she walks by she frightens half the neighbourhood
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