The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: The sky was all purple.
The Misheard: This guy was all purple.
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Real Lyric: Rum de rum ’rud a derimo
The Misheard: Rumba rumba on the Devon moor
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Real Lyric: "She's my cherry pie."
The Misheard: "Cheese pie, cherry pie."
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Real Lyric: And we shall build Jerusalem in England's green and pleasant land
The Misheard: And we shall build Jerusalem in England's green unpleasant land
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Real Lyric: I got my first real six string
The Misheard: I got my first real sex dream
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Real Lyric: Think about all you have
The Misheard: Think about all your hair
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Real Lyric: Tonight We are young So let's set the world on fire We can burner brighter Than the sun
The Misheard: TonightWe are youngYou're some kind of liarPuerto Rican bird riderSo go on
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Real Lyric: I cut and I spear
The Misheard: I cracked a nice beer
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Real Lyric: When she walks by she brightens up the neighbourhood
The Misheard: When she walks by she frightens half the neighbourhood
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Real Lyric: All around old Cape Horn Ships of the line, ships of the morn Some who wish they'd never been born They are the ghosts of Cape Horn Fal deral da riddle de rum With a rim dim diddy And a rum dum dum Sailing away at the break of morn They are the ghosts of Cape Horn
The Misheard: All around old Gay P*rnships of the mornSome who wish they'd never been bornThey are the ghosts of Gay P*rn Fal deral da riddle de rumWith a rim dim diddyAnd a rum dum dumSailing away at the break of mornThey are the ghost
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