The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: She's got a competition clutch with four on the floor, And she purrs like a kitten till the lake pipes roar, And if that ain't enough to make you flip your lid, There's one more thing, I've got the pink slip, Daddy. And comin' off the line when the light turns green, She blows 'em outa the water like you've never seen, I get pushed out of shape and it's hard to steer, When I get rubber in all four gears. She's my little Deuce Coupe You don't know what I've got, She's my little Deuce Coupe You don't know what I've got, She's my little Deuce Coupe You don't know what I've got.
The Misheard: She's got a competition clutch with four on the floor, And she purrs like a kitten till the egg buys more,And if that ain't enough to make you flip your lid,There's one more thing, I've got a big slick, Daddy.And comin' off the li
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Real Lyric: Keep that in mind that I designed this rhyme
The Misheard: Keep that in mind that lasagna's rhyme
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Real Lyric: We are the rulers of the ocean, kings of seven seas
The Misheard: We are the rulers of the ocean. kings of seven cheese
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Real Lyric: Get get get in line, and settle down
The Misheard: Hey hey hey, align it central down
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Real Lyric: You like my tin horn boy
The Misheard: Will you hide my tampon boy
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Real Lyric: Take my breath away
The Misheard: Take my meth away
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Real Lyric: I, I won't ever be your cornerstone
The Misheard: I, I won't ever be your porno star
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Real Lyric: And babe you smell so sweet You know you could've been some perfume.
The Misheard: And baby you're so sweetYou know you could've been some bird poo.
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Real Lyric: They say she changes when the sun goes down
The Misheard: JC Bajengas when the sun goes down.
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Real Lyric: We used to break up to make up
The Misheard: We used to break up in Meh-hee-coe (Mexico)
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