The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: "I'll be damned if you count me in as part of your..."
The Misheard: "Every day I milk your Cow; Me & his Buttercup"
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Real Lyric: I'm in the dirt.
The Misheard: I'm in the doo.
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Real Lyric: Darkness is a harsh term don't you think
The Misheard: Darkness is a horse turned up too thick
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Real Lyric: Set it all down in a tear stained letter.
The Misheard: Santa brought down a tear stained letter.
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Real Lyric: End it, You're gone and, Don't you wake me up, i dont want this dream to... end.
The Misheard: Andy! You Goony! Dont you wake me up, i dont want this dream to...end!
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Real Lyric: destination your mother's couch.
The Misheard: destination your mother's cooch.
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Real Lyric: I fought the law and the law won
The Misheard: First, "I bought the nylon - Narwhal!"Then, knowing I'd misheard it, I thought it was "I fought the lion - and I won!"
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Real Lyric: Alive like a lonely note from John Coltrane
The Misheard: Alive like a lonely note Taco Train.
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Real Lyric: Cold, we're so cold. We are, so.
The Misheard: Cold Risotto, we want. Some!
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Real Lyric: "To the window, To the wall, All you b***hes crawl"
The Misheard: This is the returnOf the space cowboyInter-planetaryGood vibe zoneAt the speed of Jeebus
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