The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Kiss her once for me!
The Misheard: Gizzard once for me!
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Real Lyric: Show me I'm wrong, hurt me sometimes, but someday I'll treat you real fine.
The Misheard: Surely I'm Moe, Curly sometimes, but someday I'll treat Larry Fine
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Real Lyric: I beg and borrow and steal have foresight and it's real
The Misheard: I beg and borrow and steer at Poseidon's wheel
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Real Lyric: More than a woman, more than a woman to me
The Misheard: Norman's a woman, Norman's a woman to me
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Real Lyric: Everybody talks back
The Misheard: Everybody talks weird
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Real Lyric: We found love in a hopeless place
The Misheard: We found love in a poker place
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Real Lyric: Killing me softly with his song
The Misheard: Killing me softly with his thong
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Real Lyric: One more night, one more night
The Misheard: One monay, one monay
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Real Lyric: Long long distance love affair, whoa
The Misheard: London distance love affair, whoa
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Real Lyric: "Kiss me 'til you're drunk and I'll show you."
The Misheard: "Kiss me like a Juggernaut tore you."
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