The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Got run over by a crappy purple Scion
The Misheard: Got run over by a tropical messiah
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Real Lyric: We've got to move these refrigerators We've got to move these Color TV's
The Misheard: We got the movies, refrigeratorWe got the movies, color TV
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Real Lyric: She is home to me.... Oh, she's the only one that makes me SAD!
The Misheard: She is sewn to me... Oh, she's the only one that makes me SEW!
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Real Lyric: We don't need to know the way home
The Misheard: We don't need another wear hoe
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Real Lyric: Too many people take second best
The Misheard: Too many people take second man
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Real Lyric: I got the moves like Jagger
The Misheard: I got the moves like that girl
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Real Lyric: Here, making each day of the year
The Misheard: Here, taking some hay from my ear
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Real Lyric: 'Cause it feels so empty without me
The Misheard: 'Cause it feels so itchy without me
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Real Lyric: Now this looks like a job for me
The Misheard: Now this looks like a topping me
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Real Lyric: good morning good morning time for tea and meet the wife
The Misheard: time for tea and to beat the wife
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