The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I'll be holding all the tickets And you'll be owning all the fines
The Misheard: I'll be holding all the d**kheads And you'll be owing all the fines
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Real Lyric: This ain't a scene, it’s a god damn arms race
The Misheard: Lizzie, Lizzie, it's the cup dead cars race
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Real Lyric: Don't stop, get it, get it
The Misheard: Don't shop, kill it, kill it
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Real Lyric: If I had a photograph of you It's something to remind me
The Misheard: If I had a photograph of you Or something to my name
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Real Lyric: And we're all getting hosed tonight
The Misheard: And we'll all get them hoes tonight
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Real Lyric: I hate these blurred lines
The Misheard: I hate these bird lice
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Real Lyric: The Priests praise my name on this night
The Misheard: Freeze frame my name on this night
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Real Lyric: Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet
The Misheard: Through the curb to see a fresh new feat
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Real Lyric: You know where to put the caulk...
The Misheard: You know where to put the c*ck
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