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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Dan Hill

    Song: Sometimes When We Touch

    Real Lyric: I wanna hold you till the fear in me subsides.

    The Misheard: I wanna hold you till the beer in me subsides.

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    Artist: Rod Stewart

    Song: Forever Young

    Real Lyric: ...build a stairway to Heaven, be a prince or a vagabond

    The Misheard: ...build a stairway to Heaven, be a prince or a bag of bones

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: Be Quick Or Be Dead

    Real Lyric: Snake eyes in heaven The thief's in your head

    The Misheard: s**t, the baby won't stop crying.

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    Artist: Blind Guardian

    Song: Time Stands Still (At The Iron Hill)

    Real Lyric: "Under my foot, so hopeless it seems" and "When time stands still at the Iron Hill"

    The Misheard: "And they muscled, hopeless it seems"and"When time stands still at the hour nil"

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    Artist: Adam Lambert

    Song: Better Than I Know Myself

    Real Lyric: If you were gone, for even a day, I wouldn't know, which way to turn, cause I'm lost without you

    The Misheard: If you were gone,for even a day,way to turn,cause I'm lost without you.

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    Artist: Fleetwood Mac

    Song: Dreams

    Real Lyric: When the rain washes you, you'll know.

    The Misheard: When the rain washes, you clean your nose.

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    Artist: Gordon Lightfoot

    Song: Carefree Highway

    Real Lyric: Carefree Highway

    The Misheard: Every Highway

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    Artist: Death Cab For Cutie

    Song: Stay Young, Go Dancing

    Real Lyric: Life is sweet in the belly of the beast, in the belly of the beast.

    The Misheard: Life is sweet in the valley of the bees, in the valley of the bees.

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    Artist: Queen

    Song: Breakthru

    Real Lyric: This part of me

    The Misheard: This foreign meat

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    Artist: Roy Orbison

    Song: Pretty Woman

    Real Lyric: I don't believe you, You're not the truth No one could look as good as you

    The Misheard: I don't believe you,It must be true!No one could look as good as you

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