The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: No Hell Below Us, Above Us Only Sky...
The Misheard: No Hell In Lourdes, A Brother's Only Sky...
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Real Lyric: Someone who loves you Tender like I do
The Misheard: Someone who loves younnnnn-DUH, like I do
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Real Lyric: Every little thing that you say or do I'm hung up I'm hung up on you
The Misheard: Every little thing that you say "I do"I'm hung upI wanna ripoff you
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Real Lyric: "I've got the gift, gonna stick it in the goal, well it's time to move your body"
The Misheard: "I've got the ***k, gonna stick it in the girl when it's time to move your body!"
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Real Lyric: You're in a strange part of our town ... I thought I told you this world is not for you The room is on fire as she's fixing her hair
The Misheard: You're in a strange bottle of down...I thought I told you this one is not for youThe room is on fire as she sticks in her hair
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Real Lyric: Last night I dreamt of San Pedro
The Misheard: Last night I dragged to Some Pedo
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Real Lyric: Life Will Be Ecstasy, You And Me Endlessly
The Misheard: Life will be ecstasy, you and me and less sleep
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Real Lyric: Am I Forgiven?
The Misheard: Am I a Gibbon?
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Real Lyric: Do you hope to make her see, you fool? Do you hope to pluck this dusky jewel?
The Misheard: Do you hope to make her see you drool?Do you hope to use your dusty tool?
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Real Lyric: Surely as life begun, you will as one battle with the serpentine fire
The Misheard: Surely ask the people, you won't last one round with the Serpentine Fire.
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