The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Never mind, I'll find someone like you.
The Misheard: Never mind, I'll find your big smelly poo.
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Real Lyric: O tidings of comfort and joy Comfort and joy O tidings of comfort and joy
The Misheard: O diving for fish is very mean Just becauseO diving for fish is very mean
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Real Lyric: I'm feeling better since you know me I was a lonely soul but that's the old me
The Misheard: I'm feelin wetter, you said you know meI wasn't lonely, soap, but thats's the only
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Real Lyric: Let's all do a little clapping, Let's all do a little clapping, And spread Christmas cheer.
The Misheard: Let's all do a little fapping,Let's all do a little fapping,And spread Christmas cheer.
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Real Lyric: Then we sang, about the lovin' things.
The Misheard: Then we sang, about a lot of things.
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Real Lyric: Cat Scratch Fever
The Misheard: Catch that beaver
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Real Lyric: Freeze Frame
The Misheard: Respray
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Real Lyric: Dirty dancing in the moonlight Take me down like I'm a domino
The Misheard: Dirty dancing in the moonlightTake me down like I'm a garden gnome
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Real Lyric: This song is the cross that I bear
The Misheard: This song is the cross eyed bear
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