The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Auch auf den Wellen wird gefochten Wo Fisch und Fleisch zur See geflochten Der eine sticht die Lanz' im Heer Der andere wirft sie in das Meer
The Misheard: Often Vellen would go f**k tinWhore fish and flies, so they go floatingI'm a-sticking Lance in hereThe aunt will love thee and das mayor
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Real Lyric: All the young dudes Carry the news
The Misheard: All the young dudesCarry their 'ludes
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Real Lyric: ... think I'll slip on down to the oasis
The Misheard: ... think I'll slip on down into your *nus
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Real Lyric: Leave old pictures in the past
The Misheard: Leave all b***hes in the past
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Real Lyric: I pledge allegiance To the flag Of the United States of America. And to the republic For which it stands One nation Under God With liberty And justice for all.
The Misheard: I pledge allegianceTo the flagOf the United SPACE of America.And to the E-PUBLICFor WITCHES standsOne nationUnder GodWith libertyAnd JUST ASK FROG.
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Real Lyric: I'm a woman, W-O-M-A-N
The Misheard: I'm a woman, the boy you are, M-A-N
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Real Lyric: I know that my emotions are something I just can't tame I just got to have you baby
The Misheard: I know that like a Martian it's something I just can' tame I just got to have your baby
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Real Lyric: I feel a shot right through with a bolt of blue.
The Misheard: I feel a shot right through with a ball of pooh.
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Real Lyric: Two and two are four Four and four are eight
The Misheard: Two and two are fourFour and Ferrari
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Real Lyric: You never give me my money, you only give me your sympathy...
The Misheard: You never give me no money, you only give me a 's t.and p of tea'...
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