The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Contemplate my direction, Feel the Way.
The Misheard: Contemplate My Erection, Feel your way...
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Real Lyric: I've never been with anything less than a nine, so fine.
The Misheard: I've never been with anything less than a man, so fine.
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Real Lyric: You've got fins to the left, fins to the right, And you're the only bait in town
The Misheard: You've gotta dance to the left, dance to the right, you're the only babe in town
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Real Lyric: I want all the world to see we've met
The Misheard: I want all the world to see my feet
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Real Lyric: We don't need no education
The Misheard: We don't need no sex vacation
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Real Lyric: Rumor spreadin' a-'round in that Texas town 'bout that shack outside La Grange And you know what I'm talkin' about.
The Misheard: We must've been drowned, it likes to take it's timeOut the sack, ah, sack, in the rain.No-no no don't talk about.
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Real Lyric: Ghostriders in the sky
The Misheard: Ghostdrivers in the sky
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Real Lyric: Ohhh sometimes I get a good feeling I get a feeling that I never, never, never had before oh no, I get a good feeling
The Misheard: Ohhh sometimesI get a good ceilingI get a ceiling thatI never, never, never had on the floorI get a good ceiling
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Real Lyric: It's pretty obvious that you've got a crush!
The Misheard: It's pretty yubby, it's the juke of crush!
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Real Lyric: Here we come, walkin' Down the street. We get the funniest looks from ev'ry one we meet. Hey, hey, we're the Monkees And people say we monkey around. But we're too busy singing To put anybody down. We're just tryin' to be friendly, Come and watch us sing and play, We're the young generation, And we've got something to say.
The Misheard: Here we comeWalkin' Down the ShreetWe carry pink Pursesin front of everyone we meethey hey were the monkeysand please just let us monkey aroundand drink two beers a singeruntil we lay our bodies downWe're just try
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