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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Alanis Morissette

    Song: Head Over Feet

    Real Lyric: Don't be alarmed if I fall head over feet And don't be surprised if I love you for all that you are

    The Misheard: Don't be alarmed if I f**k head over feet And don't be surprised to find love here and all that you are

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    Artist: J. Geils Band

    Song: Centerfold

    Real Lyric: My blood runs cold, my memory has just been sold My angel is a centerfold Angel is a centerfold

    The Misheard: My blood runs cold, my memory has just been stole My asian is in Interpol Asian is in Interpol

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    Artist: Pink

    Song: You Make Me Sick

    Real Lyric: In The Six Double O Bumping Isley

    The Misheard: In The Six Double O Bumping Isaac

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    Artist: 4 Non Blondes

    Song: What's Up

    Real Lyric: And I say, hey, yeah, yeah.

    The Misheard: Beyonce, hey, yeah, yeah.

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    Artist: Eurythmics

    Song: Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)

    Real Lyric: Sweet Dreams are made of this, who am I to disagree

    The Misheard: Sweet peas are made of cheese, who am I to dis a tree.

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    Artist: Mumford And Sons

    Song: Whispers in the Dark

    Real Lyric: I'm a cad but I'm not a flawed

    The Misheard: I'm a cat but I'm not a Ford.

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    Artist: Avenged Sevenfold

    Song: Seize The Day

    Real Lyric: Seize the day or die regretting the time you lost It's empty and cold

    The Misheard: Seize the day or die regretting the time you lost to Tim Tebow

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    Artist: Jesse McCartney

    Song: Body Language

    Real Lyric: Parlez vous francais, Konichiwa, come and move in my way, hey little chica from Guadalupe, that thing you got behind you is amazing

    The Misheard: Alley-oop Francis, Konichiwa come move it my way. Hey little chica from Guantanamo bay that thing you got behind you is amazing

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    Artist: Jackson Five

    Song: Dancing Machine

    Real Lyric: Watch her get down, watch her get down As she do, do, do her thing Right on the scene

    The Misheard: Watcha Guitah Watcha' Guitah Watcha' Boom boom boom boom boom what a machine.

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    Artist: Clash

    Song: Jail Guitar Doors

    Real Lyric: Jail guitar doors

    The Misheard: Jelly-tot whores

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