The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I am ashamed I myself can't make it
The Misheard: I am ashamed I must ask her naked
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Real Lyric: Deep in the sacred book is awaiting
The Misheard: Deep in the sacred book is a wedgie
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Real Lyric: Now if you starve to death you'll just have yourself to blame
The Misheard: Now if you start to dance you'll just have yourself to blame
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Real Lyric: Forever they will be free
The Misheard: Forever gay we'll be free
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Real Lyric: All my life I've been good, but now
The Misheard: All my life I've been good, Banana!
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Real Lyric: I get knocked down, but I get up again
The Misheard: I got no tub, like any other man
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Real Lyric: Whatcha doin' on your back, on your back?
The Misheard: Sha ma-na-ma-na-MA, sha ma-na-ma-na-MA
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Real Lyric: We'll take the trail marked on your father's map
The Misheard: We'll take the daylight down your father's back
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Real Lyric: Starships were meant to fly Hands up and touch the sky
The Misheard: Starfish were meant to flyHands up and touch the sky
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Real Lyric: It's a death row pardon two minutes too late
The Misheard: It's a death row hard on two minutes too late
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