The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Dancing Queen
The Misheard: Dancing Jean
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Real Lyric: Suddenly I was born, into Light
The Misheard: Suddenly I was born, in July
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Real Lyric: If you're leaving in the morning when you wake up, leave me with some kind of proof it's not a dream whoaaa
The Misheard: If you're leaving in the morning when you wake up, leave me with some kind of breakfast i can eat whoaaa
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Real Lyric: With your eyes of porcelain and of blue They shock me into sense
The Misheard: With eyes of banana bluethey shot me incense
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Real Lyric: Oh tell your Aunt Louise, tell anything you please Myself already knows that I'm OK
The Misheard: Oh tell your Aunt Louise, tell anything you pleaseA separated nose is not OK
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Real Lyric: It's too late to apologize
The Misheard: It's too late for poltergeist!It's too late for Polish eyes!
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Real Lyric: Just leave out the white nights
The Misheard: Just leave out the white lights
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Real Lyric: Love is like a bomb, baby come on get it on...
The Misheard: Mail me like a bomb, baby come on get it on...
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Real Lyric: She's a good girl, loves her mama Loves Jesus and America too She's a good girl, crazy 'bout Elvis Loves horses and her boyfriend too
The Misheard: She's a good girl, loves her mama. Loves cheez-its and America too. She's a good girl, crazy 'bout elf-bits. Loves hoses, and her boyfriend too.
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Real Lyric: Everyday I find another reason Every season we go through
The Misheard: Everyday I find another reason to season meatloaf
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