The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I haven't seen you in ages...
The Misheard: I haven't seen you in a church...
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Real Lyric: might as well jump...
The Misheard: Maxwell jump...
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Real Lyric: Sweet love burning on a Saturday Night
The Misheard: Freezer Burns on a Saturday Night
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Real Lyric: Keep on with the force don't stop
The Misheard: Keep on with the post-op
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Real Lyric: Ain't no woman like the one I got
The Misheard: Ain't no woman after what I've got
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Real Lyric: Im half the man I used to be cause my feelings are gone.
The Misheard: Im half the man I used to be cause my penis is gone.
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Real Lyric: Strumming my pain with his fingers, (one time, one time) singing my life with his words,
The Misheard: Strumming my thing with his fingers
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Real Lyric: Somebody's Heine' is crowdin' my icebox somebody's cold one is givin' me chills Guess I'll just close my eyes Flip on the tele' Wrestle with Jimmy Something is bubbling Behind my back The bottle is ready to blow Say it ain't so Your drug is a heartbreaker Say it ain't so My love is a lifetaker I can't confront you I never could do That which might hurt you So try and be cool When I say This way is a waterslide away from me That takes you further every day So be cool Dear Daddy, I write you In spite of years of silence You've cleaned up, found Jesus Things are good or so I hear This bottle of Steven's Awakens ancient feelings Like father, stepfather The son is drowning in the flood
The Misheard: 1. "somebody's Heine' is crowding my icebox..."I thought it was "somebody's hiding, it's cloudin my eyes, but..."2, "flip on the Tele,' wrestle with Jimmy, something is bubbling behind my back. The bottle is ready to blow."
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Real Lyric: Daddy's dont just love their children every now and then . Its a love with out end Amen
The Misheard: Daddy's dont just love their children every now and then.Its a love with out end ,they mend.
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Real Lyric: 40,000 men and women everyday
The Misheard: 40,000 minnows went that-a-way
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