The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Check this hand cause I'm marvellous
The Misheard: Take this hand cause I'm vomiting
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Real Lyric: The jet pilots tuned to the c**kpit radio blare
The Misheard: the jet pilots tuned to the Catholic radio bear
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Real Lyric: 'Cause high-browed people lose their sanity
The Misheard: 'Cause high-browed people lose their salad
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Real Lyric: She was sittin' cross-legged on the hood of a Ford
The Misheard: She was sittin' butt-naked on the hood of a Ford
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Real Lyric: He took charge of the wagons and he saved the train. And she looked down and her heart was gone; the train went west but she stayed on... in Lonesome Dove.
The Misheard: He pulled his shotgun out and shot her in the brain. And she looked down and her head was gone; the train went west but she stayed on... in Lonesome Dove.
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Real Lyric: But the fist I've made for years can't hold or feel. No I'm not all me, so please excuse me while I tend to how I feel
The Misheard: But the fist I've made for years can hold up real. No not on me, so please excuse me while I tell me how I feel.
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Real Lyric: There's no feeling left
The Misheard: There's no beeping left.
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Real Lyric: This is weird, it's time to blow, I just heard the rooster crow. I guess I'll have to spank my monkey.
The Misheard: This is Weird It's time to BLOW I just have the Rest to Go, Guess I'll have to Sprake my Barkey.
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Real Lyric: You got a dime He's got a dollar He's the king of corn and porn From way back in the holler
The Misheard: You got a dime He's got a dollar She's a 10-44 From way back in the holler
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Real Lyric: there's never any room to breathe
The Misheard: Never any groceries
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