The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I told you I'm not bulletproof, now you know
The Misheard: I told you I'm not full of poop, now you know
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Real Lyric: I'm ridin' solo, I'm ridin' solo, solo
The Misheard: I'm not a cholo, I'm not a cholo, cholo
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Real Lyric: Popcorn, peanuts and cotton candy
The Misheard: Popcorn, *enis and cotton candy
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Real Lyric: What a drag it is getting old
The Misheard: But a dragon is getting up
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Real Lyric: Gimme fuel, gimme fire, gimme that which I desire...
The Misheard: Gimme food, gimme fries, gimme salad on the sides...
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Real Lyric: Hold me closer, tiny dancer
The Misheard: Hold me closer, Tony Danza
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Real Lyric: Jojo was a man who thought he was a loner / But he knew it couldn't last / Jojo left his home in Tucson, Arizona / For some California grass.
The Misheard: Jojo was a man who thought he was a woman / but he knew he could be mad / Jojo left his arm in Tucson, Arizona / for some California grass
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Real Lyric: He pulled splinters from his hand
The Misheard: He pulled splinters from his hat
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Real Lyric: As I lay me down to sleep (in background: "ooh la kah koh")
The Misheard: As I lay me down to sleep (in background): "Who likes hot dogs?"
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Real Lyric: Leave the lights on when I go So I can watch you down below
The Misheard: Leave the lights on when I goSo I can wash you down below
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