The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Ooh child
The Misheard: Ooh Jack
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Real Lyric: Fifteen years Blood, sweat, and tears And amazement
The Misheard: Fifteen yearsButt sweat and tearsand amazement
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Real Lyric: As the red day is dawning
The Misheard: Through the rectum you stored me in
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Real Lyric: Swing your daddy, sexy mama
The Misheard: swing you daddy, sack your mama
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Real Lyric: I hear Jerusalem bells a ringing Roman Cavalry choirs are singing
The Misheard: I hear a generation of elves are bringingRoman Catholic choirs for singing
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Real Lyric: Moon river, wider than a mile
The Misheard: Moon river, wider than the mind
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Real Lyric: Whoa Black Betty (bam-ba-lam). She's so rock steady (bam-ba-lam). She's always ready (bam-ba-lam).
The Misheard: Oh Blackberry (jam-da-jam). She wants it in her belly (jam-da-jam). Blackberry jelly (jam-da-jam).
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Real Lyric: Sometimes it lasts in love but sometimes it hurts instead
The Misheard: Sometimes it laughs to love, and sometimes it hurts my head.
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Real Lyric: I'd much rather be Forever in blue jeans, babe
The Misheard: I'd much rather beReverand blue jeans, babe
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Real Lyric: When the rain washes you clean, you'll know.
The Misheard: When the rainbow chef eats cheese, you'll know.
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