The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Your eyes scream the end is creepin in and
The Misheard: Your ice scream and screamin enemy
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Real Lyric: I’ll pick up these broken pieces ’til I’m bleeding
The Misheard: I’ll pick up these broken *enises ’til I’m bleeding
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Real Lyric: Na je nun ta sa ro un in gan jo gin yo ja Ko pi han ja ne yo yu rul a neun pum gyo gi nun yo ja Ba mi o myon shim ja ngi tu go wo ji nun yo ja Gu ron ban jon i nun yo ja
The Misheard: Imagine an **s drinking dasani, Come pee on johnny whith your urine, Buy me all this ***t an wash the towels,Janitor genitals.
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Real Lyric: Go, Rimbaud! Go, Rimbaud!, Go Rimbaud and go, Johnny, go!
The Misheard: Go, Rambo! Go, Rambo!, Go Rambo, and go, Johnny, go!
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Real Lyric: This is MacDonald Carey, and these are the Days of our Lives.
The Misheard: This is my dumb Carrie, and these are the Days of our Lives.
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Real Lyric: This girl is on fire This girl is on fire She's walking on fire This girl is on fire
The Misheard: This girl is on fireThis girl is on fireShe's farting out fireThis girl is on fire
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Real Lyric: Disturbia
The Misheard: Stir me up
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Real Lyric: But blood makes noise It's a ringing in my ear Blood makes noise And I can't really hear you In the thickening of fear
The Misheard: Your butt makes noiseIt's singing in my earYour butt makes houseAnd I can really hear youIn the thickening of fear
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Real Lyric: Beware of thoughts that linger and Beware of soft shift shufflers
The Misheard: Beware of farts that lingerandBeware of soft ***t shovelers
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Real Lyric: I'm a back door man.
The Misheard: I'm a black dumb man.
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