The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I set my body on fire so I could be free.
The Misheard: I set my puppy on fire so I could be free.
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Real Lyric: Get off the car Kick his chain ... When you come to me You come to me broke
The Misheard: Captain KirkKissed a kid ...George Takei Has a Cappuccino
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Real Lyric: Nobody does it Half as good as you.
The Misheard: Nobody does itHalf-assed good as you.
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Real Lyric: Pennies and dimes for a kiss
The Misheard: panties were damp for a kiss
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Real Lyric: Hey bus driver, keep the change, bless your children, give them names
The Misheard: Hey bus driver, keep the change, lest your children get that mange
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Real Lyric: cause I know how I feel about you now
The Misheard: cause I know how I feel about the cow
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Real Lyric: But you still sleep with your back to me Is it me and you? Or is it me and the moon?
The Misheard: But you still sleep with your back to meLike you're being abusedI really needed the loo
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Real Lyric: Could be famous, could be a big success.
The Misheard: Could be famous, could be a physicist.
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Real Lyric: Just a little touch of star quality.
The Misheard: Just a little touch of stock water tea.
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Real Lyric: Daddy sang bass, Momma sang tenor
The Misheard: Daddy said grace, mamma made dinner
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