The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: The secretaries pout and preen like cheap tarts on a red light street
The Misheard: The secretaries pout and preen like cheap tarts or a bread-like treat
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Real Lyric: How am I gonna be an optimist about this?
The Misheard: Oh, I'm ah gonna give your love to Mr Valdez
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Real Lyric: Freezin, rest his head on a pillow made of concrete, again.
The Misheard: Freezin, rest his head on an armadillo made of concrete,oh yeah.
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Real Lyric: I'm the king of the night time world And you're my head light queen
The Misheard: I'm the king of the night time worldAnd you're my head lice queen
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Real Lyric: And he's got my name tatooed on his arm his lucky charm
The Misheard: And he's got my name tatooed on his on his lucky charm
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Real Lyric: I've never felt so hollow. I'm an old abandoned church with broken pews and empty aisles.
The Misheard: I'm an older man in church with broken pews and empty aisles
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Real Lyric: We'll be doing this till 6 in the morning.
The Misheard: Scooby Doo Mysteries at 6 in the morning.
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Real Lyric: Little Miss,Little Miss can't be wrong
The Misheard: Little miss Little miss candy draws
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Real Lyric: Dude looks like a lady
The Misheard: Do the naked lady
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Real Lyric: You body is a wonderland
The Misheard: Alice in wonderland
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