The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Working double time on the seduction line.
The Misheard: She got a 9 on her seduction roll.
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Real Lyric: You said, "I caught you 'cause I want you and one day I'll let you go." You try to give away a keeper.
The Misheard: You said, "I caught you 'cause I want you and one day I'll let you go." You try to give away a kipper.
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Real Lyric: Ma Ma Se, Ma Ma Sa, Ma Ma Coo Sa
The Misheard: Mama say I'ma sell my Microsoft *or* ima say mama saw my Microsoft
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Real Lyric: You'll pay me back in kind and reap just what you sow.
The Misheard: You'll pay me back in condom rape just what you saw.
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Real Lyric: Yeah you, PMS, like a b***h, i would know.
The Misheard: Yeah you, penis, like a b***h, i would know
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Real Lyric: Stone walls surround me, I'm surprised that you even found me.
The Misheard: Don't waltz around me. I'm surprised that you even found me.
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Real Lyric: "I believe in miracles"
The Misheard: "I can't eat eggrolls"
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Real Lyric: It's much harder to come by I'm waiting in line
The Misheard: It's much harder to CarambaI'm waiting in line
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Real Lyric: Love gets you high
The Misheard: Love is like pie
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Real Lyric: Draggin' the line
The Misheard: Hangin' around
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