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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Tom Petty

    Song: Free Fallin'

    Real Lyric: It's a long day living in Reseda There's a freeway runnin' through the yard And I'm a bad boy 'cos I don't even miss her I'm a bad boy for breakin' her heart

    The Misheard: It's a long way livin' in recession There's a three-way inning to the yard Andy my bad boycott I don't even mister I'm my bad boy for baking her art

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    Artist: Queen

    Song: Bohemian Rhapsody

    Real Lyric: I see a little silhouetto of a man Scaramouch, Scaramouch will you do the fandango

    The Misheard: I see a little still wet of a man Scram ooch, Scram chill hoodoo the fan tango

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    Artist: Passion Pit

    Song: Carried Away

    Real Lyric: Let's agree, there's no need, no more talk of money

    The Misheard: Let's agree, there's no need, no more chocolate money

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    Artist: The Who

    Song: Love, Reign O'er Me

    Real Lyric: Love reign o'er me

    The Misheard: Love rain on me

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    Artist: Jethro Tull

    Song: Cross-Eyed Mary

    Real Lyric: on expense accounted gruel

    The Misheard: an expense account in Rome

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    Artist: Nightwish

    Song: I Want My Tears Back

    Real Lyric: I want my tears back

    The Misheard: I want my teeth back

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    Artist: My Chemical Romance

    Song: To The End

    Real Lyric: This elevator only goes up to ten He's not around, he's always looking at men

    The Misheard: Let's celebrate the holy ghost of the dead He's not nowhere, he's always looking at men

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    Artist: Everything But The Girl

    Song: Cross My Heart

    Real Lyric: Drunk and on the end of your phone

    The Misheard: Drunk and on the end of your thumb

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    Artist: Eurythmics

    Song: Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)

    Real Lyric: Sweet Dreams are made of this

    The Misheard: Sweet Dreams are made of tears

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    Artist: Lady Gaga

    Song: Heavy Metal Lover

    Real Lyric: I want your Whisky mouth all over my blonde self

    The Misheard: I want your risque mouth all over my blonde south

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