The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Nightswimming
The Misheard: Not swimming
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Real Lyric: The vacancy that sat in my heart
The Misheard: The bacon *emen there in my heart
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Real Lyric: As I lay me down to sleep (in background: "ooh la kah koh")
The Misheard: As I lay me down to sleep (in background: "tuna taco")
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Real Lyric: He fought for us in two world wars
The Misheard: Phone, Verizon to the bus
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Real Lyric: You better google me baby Google me baby, etc.
The Misheard: You better poop in the bed Poop in the be, etc.
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Real Lyric: We're up all night to get We're up all night to get We're up all night to get
The Misheard: We're up all Mexican We're up all Mexican We're up all Mexican
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Real Lyric: he took me by surprise
The Misheard: he took me by the bra
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Real Lyric: Crawling in my skin
The Misheard: Trolling in my skin
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Real Lyric: I see your repulsion and it looks real good on you.
The Misheard: I see your Ray Paul shirt and it looks real good on you.
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Real Lyric: i never let you see the secret side of me
The Misheard: i never let you see the secret sodomy
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