The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: When I was young, me and my mama had beef.
The Misheard: When I was hungry, yo, my mama had beef.
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Real Lyric: Under the boardwalk
The Misheard: Under the floorboards
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Real Lyric: Mama do (uh oh uh oh)
The Misheard: Mama pooed (true uh true uh)
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Real Lyric: And every day I see the news all the problems how we can solve them and when the situation rises just write it into an album.
The Misheard: And every day to see the news all the problems that we consult and when situations rest just got into an album
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Real Lyric: I went to London and I, I booked myself an Y W.C.A
The Misheard: I went to London and I, I put myself in Apple pie...
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Real Lyric: I will bring you stories and bleary-eyed photos, like a regular tourist
The Misheard: I will bring you stories and bleary-eyed photos, like a regular Tory
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Real Lyric: Oh, Indian summer and I hate the heat I got a backstreet lover on the passenger seat
The Misheard: Eddie hates summer and I hate bees I got a backstreet hooker and a vaginal disease
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Real Lyric: Was a reflection of my warped mind staring back at me.
The Misheard: Was a reflection of my woman staring back at me.
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Real Lyric: I got the one-hitter-quitter Bombay ***t that's tokable.
The Misheard: I got the one hit that cleared the bong,Hey, ***t, that's tokable.
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Real Lyric: Jeremy spoke in class today.
The Misheard: They're on me Spalding! Cassady!
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