The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Like diamonds in your hair
The Misheard: Like doughnuts in your hair
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Real Lyric: You stand accused of robbery
The Misheard: You standard goose of robbery
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Real Lyric: Where I lay my head is home
The Misheard: Where I lay my head explodes
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Real Lyric: Badlands, you gotta live it every day
The Misheard: Badlands, you gotta eat liver every day
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Real Lyric: I second that emotion
The Misheard: I suck at that emotion
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Real Lyric: Here comes Johnny singing "I Gotta Woman" Down in the tunnels trying to make it pay
The Misheard: Here comes Johnny singing "I Gotta Woman" Down in the corner trying to make it in bed
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Real Lyric: But if you've got a nickel, won't you lay your money down?
The Misheard: But if you've got a nipple, won't you lay your money down?
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Real Lyric: Can't you feel the weight of my stare
The Misheard: Can't you feel the weight of my hair
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Real Lyric: The heart of rock and roll is still beatin'
The Misheard: The heart of rock and roll is in Cleveland
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Real Lyric: All the other kids with their pumped up kicks
The Misheard: All the other kids with their bummed out kits....
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