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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Even Flow

    Real Lyric: Even Flow, thoughts arrive like butterflies

    The Misheard: Even Flow, it's a lot like buttered rice

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Even Flow

    Real Lyric: F*ck it up

    The Misheard: F*ck a duck

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    Artist: Uncle Kracker

    Song: Smile

    Real Lyric: Dizzy in my head

    The Misheard: Pissing in my hand

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    Artist: Talking Heads

    Song: Wild Wild Life

    Real Lyric: I'm wearing fur pyjamas

    The Misheard: I'm wearing her pyjamas

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    Artist: Decemberists, The

    Song: Summersong

    Real Lyric: And quietly gets swallowed by a wave

    The Misheard: And quietly gets swallowed by a whale

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    Artist: Abba

    Song: Dancing Queen

    Real Lyric: You've come to look for a king

    The Misheard: You've come to look for a kiss

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    Artist: Quarterflash

    Song: Harden My Heart

    Real Lyric: Harden my heart

    The Misheard: Pardon my fart

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    Artist: Richie Havens

    Song: Freedom

    Real Lyric: I got a telephone in my bosom So I can call him from my heart

    The Misheard: I got a telephone in my pajamasSo I can call him from my heart

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    Artist: Bon Iver

    Song: Holocene

    Real Lyric: Jagged vacance, thick with ice

    The Misheard: Chicken fingers stick with her

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    Artist: Bobby Helms

    Song: Jingle Bell Rock

    Real Lyric: Giddyup Jingle horse, pick up your feet

    The Misheard: Giddyup Segelhorst, pick up your feet

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