The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Blank stares at blank pages
The Misheard: Blank stares and bloody pages
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Real Lyric: I am not your carpet ride
The Misheard: I am not your coffin ride
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Real Lyric: Your rule of thumb makes me worry some
The Misheard: Who'da thunk it makes me worry so
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Real Lyric: Shock the monkey
The Misheard: Shock the pumpkin
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Real Lyric: Subatomic particles know, how to have a good time.
The Misheard: Summertime party girls know, how to have a good time.
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Real Lyric: I want you for mine my blushing bride
The Misheard: I want you for mine my flesh and blood
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Real Lyric: This is sempiternal
The Misheard: This is sandpit turtle
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Real Lyric: I've got two tickets to paradise
The Misheard: I've got two chickens to paralize
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Real Lyric: To where the river flows
The Misheard: To all the rebel girls
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Real Lyric: There'll be trains of blossoms
The Misheard: There'll be trained opossums
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