The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Get back, Gruffy, back, Scruffy Get back you flea infested mongrel
The Misheard: Get that goofy imbecile, Manuel.
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Real Lyric: Paper lace
The Misheard: Paper plates
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Real Lyric: I'm two quarters and a heart down.
The Misheard: I'm two quarters from a hot dog.
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Real Lyric: Don't Play B-17
The Misheard: Don't play "BeSeventeen"
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Real Lyric: But you ____ so good I'm on top of it
The Misheard: But you ____ so good in my diaper bin
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Real Lyric: I'll get him hot, show him what I've got Oh, oh, oh I'll get him hot, show him what I've got
The Misheard: I'll get him hard, show him what I gaurdOh, oh, ohI'll get him hard, show him what I gaurd
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Real Lyric: Got my 45 on
The Misheard: California my on
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Real Lyric: Throw your soul through every open door
The Misheard: Roll your stone through every open door
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Real Lyric: Your love is like a see saw
The Misheard: Your love is like sea salt
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Real Lyric: To the ground So bloody red Tomorrow's clouds
The Misheard: To the groundSo bloody redTo muggle's clouds
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