The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Today was a fairytale, I wore a dress.
The Misheard: Today was a fairy tale, I wasn't dressed.
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Real Lyric: Just passing our time
The Misheard: It's laxative time
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Real Lyric: She's got Bette Davis eyes
The Misheard: She's had better days besides
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Real Lyric: In my dreams I make it into Vegas
The Misheard: In my dreams I'm naked in Vegas
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Real Lyric: Rolling in the deep you're gonna wish you, had never met me
The Misheard: Rolling in the sheet, never had a pair of sheep
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Real Lyric: "When I was a teenage whore, my mother asked me, she said baby what for?"
The Misheard: When I was a teenage whore, My mother asked me, she said: "Baby want more?"
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Real Lyric: They'll all be wearin their baggies, haurachi sandals too...
The Misheard: They'll all be wearing their baggies, wear out your sandals, too...
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Real Lyric: Carry on my wayward son.
The Misheard: Carrion highway bird song
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Real Lyric: Warm smell of Colitas
The Misheard: Warm smell of Mesquite grass
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Real Lyric: Somebody's cold one is giving me chills
The Misheard: Somebody's colon is giving me chills
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