The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: 1,2,3 Shake Your Body Down
The Misheard: 1,2,3 Shout Monica!
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Real Lyric: so tonight,Gotta leave that nine to five upon the shelf
The Misheard: so tonight,gonna leave the wife a fiver on the shelf
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Real Lyric: Little Darling, close your eyes
The Misheard: Everybody close your eyes
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Real Lyric: Those crazy nights, I do remember in my youth I do recall, those were the best times, most of all In the heat with a blue jean girl Burnin' love comes once in a lifetime She found me singing by the rail road track Took me home, we danced by moonlight
The Misheard: Those crazy nights, I do remember in my youthrnI do recall, those were the best times, most of allrnIn the heat with a b**thin' girlrnBurnin' love comes once in a lifetimernShe found me singing by the rail road trackrnTook me home, we danced b
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Real Lyric: somebody call 911! Shawty fire burning on the dance floor
The Misheard: Somebody call 911!Shawty found a band-aid on the dance floor
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Real Lyric: Like the lazy ocean hugs the shore...
The Misheard: Like a crazy old jimoxa show...
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Real Lyric: It's not that I don't wanna stay But every time you come too close I move away
The Misheard: It's not that I don't understandBut every time you come too close I move away
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Real Lyric: I could be your beggar but I'd rather be just as cruel
The Misheard: I could be better but I'd rather be just as cool
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Real Lyric: Can't fight against the youth, cuz we're strong... Can't fight against the resistance...
The Misheard: Emphatic is the youth...Emphatic is the resistance...
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Real Lyric: Glorified version of a pellet gun
The Misheard: lo-fi version of elliott gould
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