The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I know we're only half way there But you can take me all the way, you can take me all the way
The Misheard: I know we're only half way there But there's a baby on the way, a baby on the way
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Real Lyric: Don't tell them to grow up and out of it
The Misheard: Don't tell them to blow up a parliament
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Real Lyric: Blinded by the light, Revved up like a deuce, Another runner in the night
The Misheard: Blinded by the light, Wrapped up like a douche, In the middle of the night
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Real Lyric: c'mon forget the king and marry me..
The Misheard: c'mon forget the king and ride me..
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Real Lyric: Snow is falling all around, seven o'clock and the roads are blocked So I walk down town, there's no-one around
The Misheard: Snow is falling all around, seven o'clock and the roads are f**ked So I walk down town, there's no-one around
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Real Lyric: All I wanted was you!
The Misheard: All I wanted was juice!
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Real Lyric: I'm on fire for you, baby Fire for you woman, all night
The Misheard: I'm gonna fire pole you, baby Fire pole you woman, all night
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Real Lyric: This is the time to be more than a name
The Misheard: This is the time to be born in an egg
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Real Lyric: ... and if she's beside me I know I need never care
The Misheard: ... and if she's beside me I know I need Midicare
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Real Lyric: But touch my tears with your lips Touch my world with your fingertips
The Misheard: But touch my tears with your lips Touch my wart with you fingertips
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