The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: It's just a spring clean for the may queen
The Misheard: It's just a sprig leaf for the may queen
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Real Lyric: I was driving around, around in circles.
The Misheard: I was driving around, around the circus.
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Real Lyric: So girl I can't buy you a big diamond ring No house on a hill full of life's finer things
The Misheard: So girl I can't buy you a big diamond ring No house on a hill full of life's fighter planes
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Real Lyric: I can see the red tail lights heading for Spain.
The Misheard: I can see the red tail lights, headin' for spanky.
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Real Lyric: A feathery crystal in the flavour of gum
The Misheard: A feather crisp in the flavour of yum
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Real Lyric: Dirty deeds and the done dirt cheap
The Misheard: Dirty deeds and the dunder chin
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Real Lyric: I can't stand it, I know you planned it
The Misheard: I can't stand it, i know your planet
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Real Lyric: My friends are gonna be there too
The Misheard: My friends are gonna be their Jew
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Real Lyric: Hey satan, payin' my dues
The Misheard: Hey shush up, hey my Jews
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Real Lyric: Ready or not, here I come, I like your face, do you like my song?
The Misheard: Ready or not, here I come, I like your face, do you like my bum?
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