The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Strut my stuff and yes I flaunt it
The Misheard: So retarded yes I farted
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Real Lyric: You stand accused of robbery
The Misheard: You stand accused of rubbering
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Real Lyric: Moods for moderns
The Misheard: Moon somebody else
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Real Lyric: "Why did you leave your keys upon the table?"
The Misheard: "Why did you leave the ketchup on the table?"
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Real Lyric: And all that you buy Beg, borrow or steal
The Misheard: And all that you buy Big brother will steal
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Real Lyric: I'll never be your beast of burden.
The Misheard: I'll never leave your pizza burning.
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Real Lyric: Jesus Christ, deny your maker
The Misheard: Jesus Christ, deny your makeup
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Real Lyric: In darkness grows the seed of man's defeat
The Misheard: Darkness grows in the sea of nasty feet
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Real Lyric: Judy in disguise with glasses I guess I'll just take your glasses
The Misheard: Judy in disguise "In Jackson" "I guess I'll just move to Jackson"
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Real Lyric: Share and enjoy. Share and enjoy, Journey through life with a plastic boy or, Girl by your side, let your pal be your guide, & when it breaks down or starts to annoy, Grinds when it moves & gives you no joy, Cos it's eaten your hat or had sex with your cat, Bled oil on your floor or ripped off your door, You get to the point you can't stand any more, Bring it to us, we won't give a fig We'll tell you, boop-boop-beep-boop! Go stick your head in a pig.
The Misheard: Sure-handed joy. Sure-handed joy. Journey through life with a plastic boy hole. Girl by your side, let your pal be your guide. & when it breaks down or starts to annoy, oh. Gripes when it moves & gives you a joy, Cause it cheats on your hat or had s
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