The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I want her everywhere, and when she's beside me I know I need never care
The Misheard: I want her everywhere, and when she's beside me I know I need Medicare
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Real Lyric: I don't really like my flow, no, so...
The Misheard: I don't really like my flow, mofo
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Real Lyric: I would buy you a K-car, a nice Reliant automobile
The Misheard: I would buy you a K-car, a nice relyin' automobile
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Real Lyric: Now get this work
The Misheard: Now get it work
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Real Lyric: The female of the species is more deadly than the male
The Misheard: The female of the species is more deadly in the meadow
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Real Lyric: Cause though the truth may vary this ship will carry our bodies safe to shore
The Misheard: Although the truth may carry us I'm your cherry nose, Vonny's taking this farm
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Real Lyric: I'ma bring it, bring it I'ma give it, give it
The Misheard: You"re my bring it, bring it You're my get it, get it
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Real Lyric: Yes, I think I'm falling in love with myself again
The Misheard: Yes, I think of pudding in loving lasting kiss
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Real Lyric: Our dreams, and they are made out of real things Like a shoebox of photographs...
The Misheard: Our dreams, and they are made out of real things Like Chewbacca's photographs...
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Real Lyric: I'll be there for you, these five words I swear to you. When you breathe, I want to be the air for you. I'll be there for you.
The Misheard: I'll be there for you, these five words I swear to you, and when it bleeds, I'll throw it through the air for you. I'll be there for you.
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