The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: As the southern wind sings again an island lullaby
The Misheard: 1. Every runaway seems to get another lullaby 2. Every goin' away seems to get a nightie lullaby 3. If you're goin' away, sing to get a nightie lullaby
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Real Lyric: Still you run, what's to come? What's today?
The Misheard: Still you run, much to come? Much toupee!
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Real Lyric: Sweet Caroline
The Misheard: Sea Shell Alive
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Real Lyric: I crawl up next to you
The Misheard: I killed a Mexican
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Real Lyric: And I want (Take me) And I need (Tame me) And I lust (Make me) Animal (Your Animal)
The Misheard: And I want (Take me) And I need (Time me) And I lust (Bite me) Animal (I'm gone)
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Real Lyric: I'm your bass creator.
The Misheard: I'm your race traitor.
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Real Lyric: But I would not be convicted by a jury of my peers
The Misheard: But I would not be caught dead with jewelry in my ears
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Real Lyric: Oh yes, I'm the Great Pretender
The Misheard: Oh yes, I'm the Great Green Teddy Bear
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Real Lyric: ...Met a redneck on a Grecian Isle, Who did the goat dance very well, He gave me back my smile, But he kept my camera to sell...
The Misheard: ...Met a redneck on a Grecian Isle, Who did the goat dance very well, He gave me back my smile, But he kept my camera & cell...
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Real Lyric: Through the wind you crawl and laugh at burning dunes
The Misheard: Through the wind you crawl a love for burning Jews
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