The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Lost the battle, win the war I'm bringing my sinking ship back to the shore
The Misheard: Lost the bottle, Win the war Bringing my sinking sh*t back to the shore
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Real Lyric: I'm a, mother father gentleman
The Misheard: I'm ammo fart-o gentlemen
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Real Lyric: Ooh, oooh... Do it!
The Misheard: Ooh, oooh... *wat!
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Real Lyric: the echo of a solitary siren.. One that pushes me along and leaves me so
The Misheard: the echo of suicide silent boredom pushes me along and leaves me so
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Real Lyric: Shawty's like a melody in my head
The Misheard: Chinese like a melody in my head
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Real Lyric: Everybody said it was a shame 'Cause the mama was working on the chain-gang
The Misheard: Everybody said it was a shame, 'cause her mama was a-wicked on-a changin'
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Real Lyric: Deep in the grave He lay, Jesus my Savior; Waiting the coming day, Jesus my Lord: Up from the grave he arose!
The Misheard: Deep in the gravy lay, Jesus my Savior; Waiting the coming day, Jesus my Lord: Up from the gravy he rose!
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Real Lyric: we're up all night We can get back together we're up all night Let's get back together we're up all night. to get lucky. we're up all night. to get lucky.
The Misheard: we'll rub a mexican we'll rub a mexican we'll rub a mexican monkey then ride all night to kentucky
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Real Lyric: How can I be an optimist about this?
The Misheard: How can I big it up to Mr Valdez?
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Real Lyric: Somebody to tell you That life ain't passing you by
The Misheard: Somebody to tell you Darth Vader's passing you by
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