The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: You put yourself, you put yourself in my place
The Misheard: You pooped yourself, you pooped yourself in my bed
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Real Lyric: Hold me closer, Tiny Dancer
The Misheard: Hold me close, I'm tired of dancin
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Real Lyric: Like why are we here? And where do we go? And how come it's so hard?
The Misheard: Like why are we here? And where are we going? That can be so hard?
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Real Lyric: The past won't last if the present is killed
The Misheard: The past won't last if the president's killed
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Real Lyric: Love rollercoaster
The Misheard: Throwing custard
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Real Lyric: New York, concrete jungle where dreams are made of
The Misheard: New York, concrete jungle wet dream tomato
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Real Lyric: Hey now you're an allstar get your game on go play
The Misheard: Hey now you're an allstar get your gay mom goat lay
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Real Lyric: We're higher than a motherf**ker
The Misheard: And I'm a meaner motherf**ker
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Real Lyric: She comes back to tell me she's gone As if I didn't know that As if I didn't know my own bed As if I'd never noticed The way she brushed her hair from her forehead
The Misheard: She comes back to tell me she's gone As if I didn't know that As if I didn't know my own bed As if I'd never noticed The way she brushed her hair and farted
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Real Lyric: I ain't got no future or family tree, but I know what a prince and lover ought to be!
The Misheard: I ain't got no future or family tree, but I know what a prison lover ought to be!
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