The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Although not a follower of hseroK divaD, she's a devoted Branch Davidian
The Misheard: "I could not abide her, she threw snails at me, she used to call me french toast."
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Real Lyric: No alarms and no surprises No alarms and no surprises No alarms and no surprises Silent, silent
The Misheard: No Alan and no surprises No Alan and no surprises No Alan and no surprises Salad, Salad
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Real Lyric: Radioactive
The Misheard: Ready to Rock you
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Real Lyric: Sors salutis et virtutis michi nunc contraria est affectus et defectus semper in angaria
The Misheard: Bring me cookies Feed me cookies THEY GIVE YOU GONORRHEA This octopus Let's give him boots SEND HIM TO NORTH KOREA
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Real Lyric: Oppa Gangnam Style!
The Misheard: Oprah got no style!
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Real Lyric: Filled with sadness, filled with gloom/Hoping soon
The Misheard: Filled with sadness, filled with gloom/Hopeless doom
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Real Lyric: It's Janet, Miss Jackson if you're nasty/Nasty!
The Misheard: It's janet/Miss jackson if you must be nasty!
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Real Lyric: I see god come in my garden but I don't know what he said For my heart it wasn't open Not open
The Misheard: I see God calling and calling but I don't what he said But my heart wasn't open Not open
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Real Lyric: I went out on a date, With a girl, a bit late
The Misheard: I went out on a date, With a girl, to get laid.
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Real Lyric: Call me Desdinova!
The Misheard: kick the dustbin over!
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