Search by Song, Lyric or Artist!

    Total Submissions: 122,853 Submit Yours

    Latest Misheard Stories

    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

    Continue Reading...

    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

    Continue Reading...

    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

    Continue Reading...

    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

    Continue Reading...

    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

    Continue Reading...

    Search Results:

    Showing: 6011 thru 6020 of 55020

    Artist: Elvis Presley

    Song: Hound Dog

    Real Lyric: You ain't never caught a rabbit, and you ain't no friend of mine

    The Misheard: You ain't never gone (gonna) rabid and you ain't no friend of mine

    The Story: Read it here »

    Artist: Papa Roach

    Song: Last Resort

    Real Lyric: Cut my life into pieces, this is my last resort.

    The Misheard: Cut my life into pizza, this is my plastic fork.

    The Story: Read it here »

    Artist: Air Supply

    Song: Love and Other Bruises

    Real Lyric: I can’t help it talking loud it’s because I’m on a cloud

    The Misheard: I can't help it talking loud, it's because I'm on a plough

    The Story: Read it here »

    Artist: The Who

    Song: Eminence Front

    Real Lyric: Eminence front, eminence front

    The Misheard: Livin' in the park, livin' in the park or Livin' in WHAT? Livin' in WHAT? or Liniment funk, liniment funk

    The Story: Read it here »

    Artist: Rolling Stones

    Song: She's So Cold

    Real Lyric: ...nobody will know, that you was a beauty, a sweet sweet beauty, A sweet sweet beauty, but stone stone cold

    The Misheard: ...nobody will know, that you was a boojee, a sweet sweet boojee, A sweet sweet boojee, but stone stone cold

    The Story: Read it here »

    Artist: Elton John

    Song: Tiny Dancer

    Real Lyric: 'Turning back she just laughs The boulevard is not that bad'

    The Misheard: 'Turning back she just laughs The vol-au-vent is not that bad'

    The Story: Read it here »

    Artist: Julie Andrews

    Song: Do Re Mi

    Real Lyric: Tea - a drink with jam and bread

    The Misheard: Tea - a drink with German bread

    The Story: Read it here »

    Artist: 2 Chainz

    Song: I'm Different

    Real Lyric: I told her to look back at it Look back at it, look back it Then i put a fat rabbit on the Craftmatic

    The Misheard: Look back at it, look back at it Then I put a fat addict on a crack rabbit

    The Story: Read it here »

    Artist: Steely Dan

    Song: The Boston Rag

    Real Lyric: You were Lady Bayside

    The Misheard: You were late in Bayside

    The Story: Read it here »

    Artist: Michael Jackson

    Song: Billie Jean

    Real Lyric: The kid is not my son

    The Misheard: The chair is not my son

    The Story: Read it here »

    597 598 599 600 601 602 603 604 605 606 607