The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Ta-ta-ta-taking my chances
The Misheard: Ch-ch-ch-chasing my panties
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Real Lyric: They paved paradise and put up a parking lot
The Misheard: They gated paradise and put on a f**king lock
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Real Lyric: Forget the caffe latte, screw the raspberry iced tea A Malibu and Coke for you, a G&T for me
The Misheard: Forget the caffe latte, screw the raspberry iced tea A Malibu and Coke for you, Aegean Tea for me
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Real Lyric: Smile, darn ya, smile You know this old world is a great world after all; Smile, darn ya, smile And right away watch "Lady Luck" pay you a call Things are never black as they are painted Time for you and joy to get acquainted...
The Misheard: Smile, darn ya, smile, You know this old world is a great world after all; Smile, darn ya, smile And you'll be eating cupcakes in the Fall, Things are never black as they are painted, Why not you go enjoy some beer that's tainted....
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Real Lyric: She's a brick----house
The Misheard: She's a b***h - yow!
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Real Lyric: Weit, hinter in die ferne, man hört, man höret die muzik
The Misheard: Here,Here, we don't need the Parthenon. I've hurt my head And people scream.
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Real Lyric: Lovin' would be easy if your colors were like my dreams: Red, Gold, and Green
The Misheard: Lovin' would be easy if you'd camouflage my dreams: Red, Gold, and Green
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Real Lyric: She's slippy - You're sliding down -She'll be there when you hit the ground
The Misheard: She's stupid - You're sliding down - She peed there where you hit the ground
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Real Lyric: Oh, Were gonna' rock, down to Electric Avenue.
The Misheard: I'm in the woods, Gotta pee! Please don't step in my Poo.
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Real Lyric: She dreamt of para-para, paradise!
The Misheard: She clenched some parrot-parrot, parrot eyes!
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