The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Here, making each day of the year
The Misheard: Here, taking some hay from my ear
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Real Lyric: 'Cause it feels so empty without me
The Misheard: 'Cause it feels so itchy without me
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Real Lyric: Now this looks like a job for me
The Misheard: Now this looks like a topping me
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Real Lyric: good morning good morning time for tea and meet the wife
The Misheard: time for tea and to beat the wife
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Real Lyric: You can have it all, my empire of dirt.
The Misheard: You can have it all, I'm a pile of dirt.
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Real Lyric: Dirty little freaks
The Misheard: Dirty little feet
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Real Lyric: before we get much older
The Misheard: before we get a daughter
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Real Lyric: And the beards have all grown longer overnight.
The Misheard: And the fields of thought grow longer overnight.
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Real Lyric: And the slogans are replaced by the by.
The Misheard: And the slogans are a face wide a mile.
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Real Lyric: Where's the party? I want to free my soul.
The Misheard: I will go down with this s**t and I won't burb my hands up and surrender there will be no white flag above my toe...
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