The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Every heart beats true 'neath the red white and blue
The Misheard: Every heart beats true for the Red Riding Roo
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Real Lyric: Should old acquaintance be forgot
The Misheard: And should all the quantin's beaver guts!
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Real Lyric: And forever in peace may you wave
The Misheard: And forever in peace may you weigh
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Real Lyric: Someday we'll find it The Rainbow Connection The lovers, the dreamers, and me
The Misheard: Someday we'll find itThe Rainbow ConnectionThe lumbers, the streamers, and me!
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Real Lyric: I got the moves like Jagger
The Misheard: I got the moobs like Jabba
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Real Lyric: About his neck the dead bird is hung!
The Misheard: About his neck the tampon is hung!
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Real Lyric: Fear of the dark
The Misheard: See her rub the duck.
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Real Lyric: "Stand beside me and guide me through the night with a light from above"
The Misheard: "Through the night with a light from a bulb"
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Real Lyric: They say there’s magic afoot stay away they all warn
The Misheard: They say there’s magical food stay away they all warn
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Real Lyric: I need an easy friend I do with an ear to lend I do think you fit this shoe I do but you have a clue I'll take advantage while You hang me out to dry But, I can't see you every night Free
The Misheard: I need an easy friendI do with a bed to lendI do think you fit this shoeI doubt you have a clue I had you at the trial You had me after try But I can't see you every night Free
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