The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Lay down and die like all the others.
The Misheard: Lay down and die like Old Yeller.
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Real Lyric: Faces look ugly when you're alone
The Misheard: Faces get ugly, mouses get thin
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Real Lyric: Cannot cope without you two
The Misheard: Cannot cope without U2
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Real Lyric: Chandalabra's in a wonderbra
The Misheard: Shagged a walrus in a wonderbra
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Real Lyric: More than a woman to me
The Misheard: Banana Woman to me
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Real Lyric: And if you complain once more, you'll meet an army of me
The Misheard: And if you complain once more, admit that I love you
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Real Lyric: Go to war again, Blood is freedom's stain.
The Misheard: Go to war again,Blood is free, don't stain.
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Real Lyric: A lucky escape for you young man, But I'll see you damned in endless night!
The Misheard: A lucky escape for union red,But I'll see you damned in endless night!
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Real Lyric: And if you try to save your soul, I will torment you, you shall not grow old.
The Misheard: And if you try to save your soul,I'll will to make you to shut that glow-worm.
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Real Lyric: One of us is crying
The Misheard: Barnabas is crying
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