The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: A case of gone was all he carried as he got on the Jamestown ferry And he said that gone was all he'd ever be
The Misheard: A piece of gum was all he carried as he got on the Jamestown FerryHe said that gum was all he'd ever need
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Real Lyric: We'd keep all our promises...
The Misheard: Wicked full of promises...
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Real Lyric: Like a virgin, you're Madonna
The Misheard: Like a virgin, your vagina
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Real Lyric: Oh how I wish for soothing rain
The Misheard: Oh how I wish, forsooth! in vain
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Real Lyric: Follow the god that failed
The Misheard: Follow the gauntlet fell
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Real Lyric: Hey, where did we go...
The Misheard: Hey, there, amigo...
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Real Lyric: Everything, everything will be all right
The Misheard: Elvis's pelvis it'll be all right
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Real Lyric: I whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror If anything I can say is that this cab was rare But I thought 'Man forget it Yo homes to Bel-Air
The Misheard: I whistled for a cab and when it came nearThe license plate said fresha nan dice in a mereIf anything I can say is that this cab was where?But I thought Man forget it Yo ho! to Bel-Air
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Real Lyric: I pulled up to the house about seven or eight And I yelled to the cabbie Yo homes smell ya later I looked to my kingdom I was finally there To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air
The Misheard: I pulled up to the house about seven or eightAnd I yelled to the cabbage Yo ho smell ya laterI looked to my kingdomI was finally thereTo settle my throne as the Prince of Bel Air
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Real Lyric: Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool And all shootin some b-ball outside of school
The Misheard: Chillin' out max and relaxin' all coolAnd shootin some meatball outside of school
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