The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Can't count the years on one hand that we've been together
The Misheard: They comfy in someone's head That never been together
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Real Lyric: We are sons and heirs of grace
The Misheard: We are soaked in axle grease
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Real Lyric: Same t-shirt and sunglasses Then it got weirder, see She cut her hair like me She bought a red guitar Kept driving round in my car I'm kissing her and she She slams me against the wall She crashed into a bus Chasing some supermodel She's analysed my smile She's memorised my phone book She always wears my clothes Her favourite words are WOOHOO She's so obsessed with me That she stands up to pee She wants sex all the time And still find time to **** off I'm not joking She won't stop provoking me "Look pretty and take a bath I love his silly band Can I get his autograph?"
The Misheard: She'd issued in some glasses Then it got way to see She cut her hair like me She bought her air guitar Kept driving round in my car I've just seen her and she She slams me against a wall She crashed into a bus Kissing some supermodel She sanitise
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Real Lyric: From sea to shining sea
The Misheard: Fron sea to Chinese sea
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Real Lyric: She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah
The Misheard: She seems to have an invisible turkey
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Real Lyric: I... I am a virus
The Misheard: Arrr! I am a Pirate!
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Real Lyric: And what you've got is enough.
The Misheard: And watch you die is enough.
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Real Lyric: and it feels like jealousy
The Misheard: it feels like Chelsea
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Real Lyric: Puttin’ my defenses up ‘Cause I don’t wanna fall in love If I ever did that I think I’d have a heart attack
The Misheard: Puttin’ my defenses up ‘Cause I don’t wanna fart out loud If I ever did that I think I’d have a heart attack
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Real Lyric: A mulatto An albino A mosquito My libido Yeah
The Misheard: I'm a ladder I'm a fighter I'm a skater I'm a bean-head Yay!
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