The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Hey baby, you got the love I need
The Misheard: Hey baby, you got to love honey
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Real Lyric: Me and my boo in my boo coupe ridin'
The Misheard: me and my boof and my boof poof rotten
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Real Lyric: I wanna kiss the bride!
The Misheard: I wanna kiss this guy!
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Real Lyric: Rain explodes at the moment that the cab door closed
The Misheard: Wren explodes at the moment that the cap (or cat) door closed
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Real Lyric: I wanna kiss the bride!
The Misheard: I wanna kiss the sky!
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Real Lyric: Manners are just hunches, I'm not sure what they mean
The Misheard: My TARDIS malfunctions, I'm not sure what they mean
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Real Lyric: Parisian skies, shadows beneath your eyes All we have is now, and the arc of your brow
The Misheard: Parisian skies, shadows beneath your eyes All we have is now, and the apathy brow
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Real Lyric: I love the tiny veins in your back, they remind me of the way the porcelain cracks
The Misheard: I love the tiny events in your back, they remind me of the way the parsnip cracks.
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Real Lyric: It seems like a perfect night to dress up like hipsters
The Misheard: It seems like a perfect night to dress up like hamsters
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Real Lyric: I bought a skeetblanket
The Misheard: I bought a seat blanket
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