The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Now I bet you wish you, never had met me, tears are gonna fall, rolling in the deep.
The Misheard: Never hardened tissues, never had a bat feet, tears on butter fall, rolling in the deep.
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Real Lyric: So I put my faith in something unknown I'm living on such sweet nothing But I'm trying to hope with nothing to hold I'm living on such sweet nothing
The Misheard: So I put my faith in something unknownI'm living on sexy gherkins But I'm trying to hope with nothing to holdI'm living on sexy gherkins
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Real Lyric: I'm a rocker, I'm a roller
The Misheard: I know what a b***hin' lover ought to be
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Real Lyric: I ain't scared of nobody
The Misheard: I ain't scared of your butt!
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Real Lyric: Auch auf den Wellen wird gefochten Wo Fisch und Fleisch zur See geflochten Der eine sticht die Lanz' im Heer Der andere wirft sie in das Meer
The Misheard: Often Vellen would go f**k tinWhore fish and flies, so they go floatingI'm a-sticking Lance in hereThe aunt will love thee and das mayor
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Real Lyric: All the young dudes Carry the news
The Misheard: All the young dudesCarry their 'ludes
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Real Lyric: ... think I'll slip on down to the oasis
The Misheard: ... think I'll slip on down into your *nus
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Real Lyric: Leave old pictures in the past
The Misheard: Leave all b***hes in the past
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Real Lyric: I pledge allegiance To the flag Of the United States of America. And to the republic For which it stands One nation Under God With liberty And justice for all.
The Misheard: I pledge allegianceTo the flagOf the United SPACE of America.And to the E-PUBLICFor WITCHES standsOne nationUnder GodWith libertyAnd JUST ASK FROG.
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Real Lyric: I'm a woman, W-O-M-A-N
The Misheard: I'm a woman, the boy you are, M-A-N
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